Intro
G--C-C# x2
Verse 1:
F# B C#
I wanna fuck a
F#
dog in the ass
B C#
He wants to fuck
F#
a dog in the ass
B C# F# B
I wanna fuck a dog
C#
That's right kids
F# B C#
I tried to fuck
F#
your mom in the ass
B C#
Tried to fuck
F#
your dad in the ass
B C#
Could only find
F# B C#
the dog and his ass
Chorus 1:
F# B C#
We wanna fuck a
F# B
dog in the ass
C#
We wanna fuck a
F#
dog in the ass
B C#
We wanna
F# B C#
fuck a dog
Verse 2:
F# B C#
I tried to fuck a fucking
F#
pirate in the ass
B
Argh me and me first
C# F#
mate you scurvy cure!
B C#
Tried to fuck a fucking
F# B C#
pirate but I found the dog
F#
Ah that was no pirate man
B C#
that was thy own sister!
G(hold) B C#
It's a mexican pirate
Chorus 2:
F# B C#
We wanna fuck a
F# B
dog in the ass
C#
We wanna fuck a
F#(hold) G
dog in the ass
B C#
Wanna fuck a
G(hold)
fucking dog
Outro:
F# B D(hold)
Fuck You