Intro
G--C-D x2
Verse 1:
G C D
I wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C D
He wants to fuck
G
a dog in the ass
C D G C
I wanna fuck a dog
D
That's right kids
G C D
I tried to fuck
G
your mom in the ass
C D
Tried to fuck
G
your dad in the ass
C D
Could only find
G C D
the dog and his ass
Chorus 1:
G C D
We wanna fuck a
G C
dog in the ass
D
We wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C D
We wanna
G C D
fuck a dog
Verse 2:
G C D
I tried to fuck a fucking
G
pirate in the ass
C
Argh me and me first
D G
mate you scurvy cure!
C D
Tried to fuck a fucking
G C D
pirate but I found the dog
G
Ah that was no pirate man
C D
that was thy own sister!
G(hold) C D
It's a mexican pirate
Chorus 2:
G C D
We wanna fuck a
G C
dog in the ass
D
We wanna fuck a
G(hold) G
dog in the ass
C D
Wanna fuck a
G(hold)
fucking dog
Outro:
G C D(hold)
Fuck You