""Verse
E
One day my friend asked me
A
if I could catch a monkey.
E
I said there's many ways
B
to do my friend.
E
He said could I do it.
A
I said I would run through it.
E
Here's a few methods
B
I recommend:
[Chorus]
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
I know how to catch these.
E
Searching for new thrills
B
that's how I acquired these skills.
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
I know how to catch these.
E
Searching for new thrills
B E A E B
that's how I acquired these skills.
[Verse 2]
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The first method ain't designed to kill
A
all you need is a big ant hill
E
located close to a water hole
B
where you know the monkeys will go.
E
Then you wanna make a hole in the side
A
four inches deep, two inches wide.
E
So the ape can barely fit his
B
hand inside.
E
The next thing you want is a pumpkin.
A
You want the stuff that is within.
E
It's the seeds
B
you're lookin' for.
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Spread 'em all around, spread 'em on the ground,
A
put 'em in the air, throw 'em in your hair.
E
put your hands out like you just don't
B
care.....yeahyeyeah.... sorry I got a bit carried away there
E
Back to what I was trying to say about
A
how to teach you catch monkeys all day.
E
Can I proceed if I
B
may?...Okay
E
The aim of this exercise get the
A
monkey put his hand inside.
E
Going for the seeds he can't resist.
B
Grabbing them then making a fist.
E
You see when he makes a fist in the hole
A
he's to greedy to let go
E
of all the seeds in his hand.
B
You've got him pretty much and
E
he cant quiet understand.
A
This is not what he planned.
E
And he says to himself:
B
I'll be god damned.
E
'Cause the ape has never fallen for such
A
and this is all way too much.
E
And he is completely losing his
B E A E B
mind......like this....uhuahahuhuahah
E
You got one minute you don't have long
A
Before he figures out how to remove his arm.
E
So hurry up
B
but stay calm.
E
Cause ape is a very dangerous thing.
A
So please approach with extreme caution.
E
Many monkey trapper died
B
before the age of 12.
[Chorus]
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
I know how to catch these.
E
Searching for new thrills
B
that's how I acquired these skills.
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
I know how to catch these.
E
Searching for new thrills
B E A E B
that's how I acquired these skills.
[Verse 3]
E
The next method aim's not execute.
A
all you need is a bit of fruit
E
and a alcoholic
B
attribute.
E
Any alcohol will do
A
I recommend vodka, tequila, too
E
equally
B
strong brew.
E
The next thing you is some oranges
A
and a couple of vetenary syringes.
E
That's where the success of this trap
B
hinges
E
Inject each orange as much it dosn't handle.
A
Wanna get these apes lit like a roman candle
E
lookin' like a finished
B
old sandle.
E
Inject as many milliliters
A
Wanna make these oranges strong wifebeaters.
E
Make these baboons crawl for kilo-
B E A E B (Fingerpicking)
meters.
E
The next thing you wanna find is a tree
A
where you know the apes are likely to be.
E
Place the oranges at the base and
B
wait and see.
E
'Cause who've ever had five shots tequila and more
A
you know that you don't need much more
E
to be one
B
with the floor.
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Trapping of apes will unfold
A
when the alcohol starts to take hold
E
but remember what you've been
B
told: Many monkey trapper died before the age of seven.
[Chorus]
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
I know how to catch these.
E
Searching for new thrills
B
that's how I acquired these skills.
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
I know how to catch these.
E
Searching for new thrills
B
that's how I acquired these.
[Outro]
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Baaaaaaaaa
A
booooooooons and
E
Mooooooon
B
keeeeeeyys
E
Baaaaaaaaa
A
booooooooons and
E
Mooooooon
B
keeeeeeyys
E
Baboons and monkeys
A
Baboons and monkeys
E
Baboons and monkeys
B
Baboons and monkeys
E
Uhah and monkeys
A E A E G..
uhuhuhahahahah
B E
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