""Verse
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One day my friend asked me
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if I could catch a monkey.
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I said there's many ways
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to do my friend.
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He said could I do it.
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I said I would run through it.
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Here's a few methods
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I recommend:
[Chorus]
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Baboons and monkeys
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I know how to catch these.
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Searching for new thrills
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that's how I acquired these skills.
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Baboons and monkeys
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I know how to catch these.
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Searching for new thrills
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that's how I acquired these skills.
[Verse 2]
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The first method ain't designed to kill
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all you need is a big ant hill
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located close to a water hole
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where you know the monkeys will go.
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Then you wanna make a hole in the side
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four inches deep, two inches wide.
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So the ape can barely fit his
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hand inside.
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The next thing you want is a pumpkin.
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You want the stuff that is within.
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It's the seeds
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you're lookin' for.
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Spread 'em all around, spread 'em on the ground,
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put 'em in the air, throw 'em in your hair.
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put your hands out like you just don't
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care.....yeahyeyeah.... sorry I got a bit carried away there
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Back to what I was trying to say about
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how to teach you catch monkeys all day.
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Can I proceed if I
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may?...Okay
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The aim of this exercise get the
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monkey put his hand inside.
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Going for the seeds he can't resist.
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Grabbing them then making a fist.
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You see when he makes a fist in the hole
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he's to greedy to let go
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of all the seeds in his hand.
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You've got him pretty much and
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he cant quiet understand.
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This is not what he planned.
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And he says to himself:
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I'll be god damned.
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'Cause the ape has never fallen for such
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and this is all way too much.
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And he is completely losing his
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mind......like this....uhuahahuhuahah
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You got one minute you don't have long
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Before he figures out how to remove his arm.
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So hurry up
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but stay calm.
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Cause ape is a very dangerous thing.
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So please approach with extreme caution.
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Many monkey trapper died
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before the age of 12.
[Chorus]
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Baboons and monkeys
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I know how to catch these.
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Searching for new thrills
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that's how I acquired these skills.
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Baboons and monkeys
C
I know how to catch these.
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Searching for new thrills
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that's how I acquired these skills.
[Verse 3]
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The next method aim's not execute.
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all you need is a bit of fruit
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and a alcoholic
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attribute.
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Any alcohol will do
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I recommend vodka, tequila, too
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equally
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strong brew.
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The next thing you is some oranges
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and a couple of vetenary syringes.
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That's where the success of this trap
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hinges
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Inject each orange as much it dosn't handle.
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Wanna get these apes lit like a roman candle
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lookin' like a finished
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old sandle.
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Inject as many milliliters
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Wanna make these oranges strong wifebeaters.
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Make these baboons crawl for kilo-
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meters.
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The next thing you wanna find is a tree
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where you know the apes are likely to be.
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Place the oranges at the base and
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wait and see.
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'Cause who've ever had five shots tequila and more
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you know that you don't need much more
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to be one
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with the floor.
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Trapping of apes will unfold
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when the alcohol starts to take hold
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but remember what you've been
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told: Many monkey trapper died before the age of seven.
[Chorus]
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Baboons and monkeys
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I know how to catch these.
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Searching for new thrills
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that's how I acquired these skills.
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Baboons and monkeys
C
I know how to catch these.
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Searching for new thrills
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that's how I acquired these.
[Outro]
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Baaaaaaaaa
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booooooooons and
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Mooooooon
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keeeeeeyys
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Baaaaaaaaa
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booooooooons and
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Mooooooon
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keeeeeeyys
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Baboons and monkeys
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Baboons and monkeys
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Baboons and monkeys
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Baboons and monkeys
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Uhah and monkeys
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uhuhuhahahahah
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