Verse
F5 C5 A#5 F5
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
F5 C5 A#5 F5
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
That's okay I can't complain
[Chorus]
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still ali- i- ive
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still ali- i- ive
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still ali- i- ive
[Verse 1]
F5 C5 A#5 F5
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
F5 C5 A#5 F5
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
That's okay I can't complain
[Chorus]
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still ali- i- ive
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still ali- i- ive
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
D5 A#5 F5 C5
I'm still ali- i- ive
[Bridge]
G5 F5
Since you've crashed my car
G5 C5 F5
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same
[Verse 3]
F C A# A#5 A#5 A#5
Today, on the wrong side of the road
F C A# A#5 A#5 A#5
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right
F C A# A#5 A#5 A#5
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes"
F C A#
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive"
N.C.
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom!
F5 C5 A#5
She said: "Son, be lucky you're ali -ive"
[Verse 4]
F5 C5 A#5 F5
D big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
Be lucky you're still alive!
F5 C5 A#5 F5
D big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
Be lucky you're still alive!
[Verse 5]
F5 C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
F5 C5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5 A#5 A5
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri -ha- hive!
F5 C5 A#5
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive
F5 C5 A#5
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to, to, drive, drive, drive!
F5 C5 A#5
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
F5 C5 A#5
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ha-hive!
[Ending Riff]
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