Verse
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Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
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That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
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Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
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That's okay I can't complain
[Chorus]
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I'm still ali- i- ive
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I'm still ali- i- ive
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I'm still alalala-lalala-live
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I'm still ali- i- ive
[Verse 1]
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Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
F#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
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Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
F#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5
That's okay I can't complain
[Chorus]
G#5 E5 B5 F#5
I'm still ali- i- ive
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I'm still ali- i- ive
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I'm still alalala-lalala-live
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I'm still ali- i- ive
[Bridge]
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Since you've crashed my car
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It just couldn't, couldn't be the same
[Verse 3]
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Today, on the wrong side of the road
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An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right
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And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes"
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And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive"
N.C.
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom!
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She said: "Son, be lucky you're ali -ive"
[Verse 4]
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G# big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
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Be lucky you're still alive!
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G# big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
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Be lucky you're still alive!
[Verse 5]
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Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
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Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri -ha- hive!
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Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive
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Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to, to, drive, drive, drive!
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Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
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Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ha-hive!
[Ending Riff]
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