Intro
G#m G#m D#m D#m
A#m G#m D#m D#m N.C.
N.C. G#m
Crazy way to get your kicks,
D#m
shoot the silicone in your lips.
G#m
If your figure makes you sad,
D#m
they suck the fat right off your back.
G#m
Make up ur mind about ur tits girls,
D#m
they can puff em up so no bra will fit girls.
A#m
There's only one thing they can't fix.
G#m
No, I won't let u be misled.
D#m
And that's the hole in your head
(Can't do nothing about that.)
N.C. G#m
Hail hail modern world.
D#m
Hail to all u boys and girls.
A#m
Hail hail the colour green.
G#m
Hail hail to what I've seen.
D#m
Hail hail hail this modern world.
N.C. G#m
You tell her that's she's beautiful,
D#m
and put her on a pedestal.
G#m
But as you google triple X,
D#m
imagination kicks in.
G#m
The more you think about sex, boys
D#m
with someone else the better it gets boys.
A#m
You have a purpose in your life,
G#m
Besides cheating on the wife.
D#m
For fuck sake show some sense, oh
N.B G#m
Hail hail modern world.
D#m
Hail to all u boys and girls.
A#m
Hail hail the colour green.
G#m
Hail hail to what I've seen.
D#m
hail hail hail this modern world.
G#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
D#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
A#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
G#m D#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
N.C. G#m
Well, these days adoption is a hot thing,
D#m
you can get a child for nearly nothing.
G#m
You take them home to a nanny,
D#m
buy off your guilt with toys and candy.
G#m
But all the money that u work for girls,
D#m
can't compare it to love boys.
A#m
There's only one thing they can't fix,
G#m
no, I won't let u be misled
D#m
and that's the hole in your head.
Can't do nothing about that.
N.C. G#m
Hail hail modern world.
D#m
Hail to all u boys and girls.
A#m
Hail hail the colour blue.
G#m
Hail hail to me and you.
D#m
hail hail hail this modern world.
G#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
D#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
A#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
G#m D#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh