Intro
A#m A#m Fm Fm
Cm A#m Fm Fm N.C.
N.C. A#m
Crazy way to get your kicks,
Fm
shoot the silicone in your lips.
A#m
If your figure makes you sad,
Fm
they suck the fat right off your back.
A#m
Make up ur mind about ur tits girls,
Fm
they can puff em up so no bra will fit girls.
Cm
There's only one thing they can't fix.
A#m
No, I won't let u be misled.
Fm
And that's the hole in your head
(Can't do nothing about that.)
N.C. A#m
Hail hail modern world.
Fm
Hail to all u boys and girls.
Cm
Hail hail the colour green.
A#m
Hail hail to what I've seen.
Fm
Hail hail hail this modern world.
N.C. A#m
You tell her that's she's beautiful,
Fm
and put her on a pedestal.
A#m
But as you google triple X,
Fm
imagination kicks in.
A#m
The more you think about sex, boys
Fm
with someone else the better it gets boys.
Cm
You have a purpose in your life,
A#m
Besides cheating on the wife.
Fm
For fuck sake show some sense, oh
N.C# A#m
Hail hail modern world.
Fm
Hail to all u boys and girls.
Cm
Hail hail the colour green.
A#m
Hail hail to what I've seen.
Fm
hail hail hail this modern world.
A#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
Fm
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
Cm
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
A#m Fm
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
N.C. A#m
Well, these days adoption is a hot thing,
Fm
you can get a child for nearly nothing.
A#m
You take them home to a nanny,
Fm
buy off your guilt with toys and candy.
A#m
But all the money that u work for girls,
Fm
can't compare it to love boys.
Cm
There's only one thing they can't fix,
A#m
no, I won't let u be misled
Fm
and that's the hole in your head.
Can't do nothing about that.
N.C. A#m
Hail hail modern world.
Fm
Hail to all u boys and girls.
Cm
Hail hail the colour blue.
A#m
Hail hail to me and you.
Fm
hail hail hail this modern world.
A#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
Fm
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
Cm
yeah yeah yeah yeahh
A#m Fm
yeah yeah yeah yeahh