Verse 1:
D# G# A# D#
Every year in winter time's a special celebration
D# G# A# D#
Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation
D# G# A# D#
Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation
D# G# A# D#
I suggest to party like never done before
Chorus:
D# G#
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
D# A#
You start riding over rough and smooth
D# G#
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
D# A# D#
Let's have sex for christmas
D# G#
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
D# A#
You drag that carriage up and down the hood
D# G#
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
D# A# D#
Let's have sex for christmas
Bridge 1:
G#
Slide up and down your chimney
D#
Until my sack is empty
G#
Let's stuff the christmas turkey
D#
With delicious jerkey
Verse 2:
D# G# A# D#
D# christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it
D# G# A# D#
The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?
D# G# A# D#
Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning
D# G# A# D#
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come
Chorus:
D# G#
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
D# A#
You bend over and i do your ............
D# G#
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
D# A# D#
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
D# G#
I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress
D# A#
I shift some carrot up into your chest
D# G#
Gingerbread through the oven door
D# A# D#
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
Saxophone Solo: D# G#
D# A#
D# G#
D# A# D# F
Bridge 2:
F
Slide up and down our chimneys (I do)
C
Until your sack is empty (that's true)
A#
Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
C
When we go down on our knee
A#
Do you want santa's sweetness
C
Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
A#
I promised you a whtie christmas
C
Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)
Chorus:
F A#
We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit
F C
We start riding over rough and smooth
F A#
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
F C F
Let's have sex for christmas
F A#
We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress
F C
We shift some carrot up into our chest
F A#
Gingerbread through the oven door
F C F
Let's have sex for christmas
Outro: F A#
F C
F A#
F C F
Let's have sex for christmas
F C F
Let's have sex for christmas
F C F
Let's have sex for christmas
F C F
Let's have sex for christmas