Verse 1:
F# B C# F#
Every year in winter time's a special celebration
F# B C# F#
Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation
F# B C# F#
Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation
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I suggest to party like never done before
Chorus:
F# B
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
F# C#
You start riding over rough and smooth
F# B
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
F# C# F#
Let's have sex for christmas
F# B
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
F# C#
You drag that carriage up and down the hood
F# B
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
F# C# F#
Let's have sex for christmas
Bridge 1:
B
Slide up and down your chimney
F#
Until my sack is empty
B
Let's stuff the christmas turkey
F#
With delicious jerkey
Verse 2:
F# B C# F#
F# christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it
F# B C# F#
The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?
F# B C# F#
Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning
F# B C# F#
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come
Chorus:
F# B
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
F# C#
You bend over and i do your ............
F# B
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
F# C# F#
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
F# B
I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress
F# C#
I shift some carrot up into your chest
F# B
Gingerbread through the oven door
F# C# F#
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
Saxophone Solo: F# B
F# C#
F# B
F# C# F# G#
Bridge 2:
G#
Slide up and down our chimneys (I do)
D#
Until your sack is empty (that's true)
C#
Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
D#
When we go down on our knee
C#
Do you want santa's sweetness
D#
Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
C#
I promised you a whtie christmas
D#
Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)
Chorus:
G# C#
We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit
G# D#
We start riding over rough and smooth
G# C#
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
G# D# G#
Let's have sex for christmas
G# C#
We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress
G# D#
We shift some carrot up into our chest
G# C#
Gingerbread through the oven door
G# D# G#
Let's have sex for christmas
Outro: G# C#
G# D#
G# C#
G# D# G#
Let's have sex for christmas
G# D# G#
Let's have sex for christmas
G# D# G#
Let's have sex for christmas
G# D# G#
Let's have sex for christmas