Verse 1:
A D E A
Every year in winter time's a special celebration
A D E A
Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation
A D E A
Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation
A D E A
I suggest to party like never done before
Chorus:
A D
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A E
You start riding over rough and smooth
A D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A E A
Let's have sex for christmas
A D
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A E
You drag that carriage up and down the hood
A D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A E A
Let's have sex for christmas
Bridge 1:
D
Slide up and down your chimney
A
Until my sack is empty
D
Let's stuff the christmas turkey
A
With delicious jerkey
Verse 2:
A D E A
A christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it
A D E A
The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?
A D E A
Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning
A D E A
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come
Chorus:
A D
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A E
You bend over and i do your ............
A D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A E A
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
A D
I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress
A E
I shift some carrot up into your chest
A D
Gingerbread through the oven door
A E A
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*
Saxophone Solo: A D
A E
A D
A E A B
Bridge 2:
B
Slide up and down our chimneys (I do)
F#
Until your sack is empty (that's true)
E
Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
F#
When we go down on our knee
E
Do you want santa's sweetness
F#
Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
E
I promised you a whtie christmas
F#
Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)
Chorus:
B E
We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit
B F#
We start riding over rough and smooth
B E
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
B F# B
Let's have sex for christmas
B E
We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress
B F#
We shift some carrot up into our chest
B E
Gingerbread through the oven door
B F# B
Let's have sex for christmas
Outro: B E
B F#
B E
B F# B
Let's have sex for christmas
B F# B
Let's have sex for christmas
B F# B
Let's have sex for christmas
B F# B
Let's have sex for christmas