Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up
Talk:
B--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!
Sing:
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G C D
None of my friends are punks
Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny
Sing:
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G
they've got pussy corporate jobs
E--
So ill sit here like a fuck
Talk:
Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)
Sing:
G
None of my
C D
friends are punks
G
None of my
C D
friends are punks
G
They could pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo
Talk:
FUCK
Ready?
G C#(hold)
N--
Sing:
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G
They all work at corporate jobs
C
While I sit here like a slob
G D G
Yeah none of my friends are punks
A D E
All of my friends are drunks
A D E
All of my friends are drunks
A
We go drinking every night
D
Looking to get in a fight
A E A
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand
Chorus 1:
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G
They all work at corporate jobs
C
While I sit here like a slob
G D G
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 2:
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G C D
None of my friends are punks
G
They converse with upper class
C
While I sit here on my ass
G D G
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 3:
A D E
All of my friends are drunks
A D E
All of my friends are drunks
A
We go drinking every night
D
Looking to get in a fight
A E A
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Chorus 4:
A D E
All of my friends are drunks
A D E
All of my friends are drunks
A
And they like to hum along
D
While I sing these shitty songs
A E A C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks