Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up
Talk:
B--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!
Sing:
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny
Sing:
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B
they've got pussy corporate jobs
E--
So ill sit here like a fuck
Talk:
Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)
Sing:
B
None of my
E F#
friends are punks
B
None of my
E F#
friends are punks
B
They could pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo
Talk:
FUCK
Ready?
B C#(hold)
N--
Sing:
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B
They all work at corporate jobs
E
While I sit here like a slob
B F# B
Yeah none of my friends are punks
C# F# G#
All of my friends are drunks
C# F# G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#
We go drinking every night
F#
Looking to get in a fight
C# G# C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand
Chorus 1:
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B
They all work at corporate jobs
E
While I sit here like a slob
B F# B
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 2:
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B E F#
None of my friends are punks
B
They converse with upper class
E
While I sit here on my ass
B F# B
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 3:
C# F# G#
All of my friends are drunks
C# F# G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#
We go drinking every night
F#
Looking to get in a fight
C# G# C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Chorus 4:
C# F# G#
All of my friends are drunks
C# F# G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#
And they like to hum along
F#
While I sing these shitty songs
C# G# C# C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks