Intro
D#m F# C# B 4x
B 3x
[Verse 1]
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why can't we rearrange the tectonic plates?
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there's another painted woman at the foot of the stage
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blue eyes, black thighs, you don't give a damn
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as every cheek in this room prepares to give you a hand
B 3x
[Verse 2]
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cheap beer and moonlight were never enough
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and every time i cried wolf, you had to call my bluff
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you'd start to call me more fashionable names
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and i chipped my teeth on our wedding day
B 3x
[Chorus]
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bang, bang, bang goes the front door
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and bang, bang, bang goes my heart to the floor
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you'd be a liar if you settled for more
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oh, these are the plights of the ever-unsure
B 3x
D#m F# C# B 4x
B 3x
[Verse 3]
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if we do this your way, it'll never be through
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we've got a lot to say and even less to do
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bloodlust is the ticket, and contrition is fraud
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you'll have a hell of a time crawling back to the start
B 3x
[Verse 4]
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build me a cradle and make it swing deep
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and you can tell all the neighbors that i just went to sleep
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you'd be a liar if you settled for less
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Oh, you'd be a liar if you settled for less
D#m F# C# B
Oh, you'd be a liar if you settled for less
B
Oh...
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so just cut off my hands and watch me try to undress