Intro
F#m A E D 4x
D 3x
[Verse 1]
F#m A E D
why can't we rearrange the tectonic plates?
F#m A E D
there's another painted woman at the foot of the stage
F#m A E D
blue eyes, black thighs, you don't give a damn
F#m A E D
as every cheek in this room prepares to give you a hand
D 3x
[Verse 2]
F#m A E D
cheap beer and moonlight were never enough
F#m A E D
and every time i cried wolf, you had to call my bluff
F#m A E D
you'd start to call me more fashionable names
F#m A E D
and i chipped my teeth on our wedding day
D 3x
[Chorus]
F#m A E D
bang, bang, bang goes the front door
F#m A E D
and bang, bang, bang goes my heart to the floor
F#m A E D
you'd be a liar if you settled for more
F#m A E D
oh, these are the plights of the ever-unsure
D 3x
F#m A E D 4x
D 3x
[Verse 3]
F#m A E D
if we do this your way, it'll never be through
F#m A E D
we've got a lot to say and even less to do
F#m A E D
bloodlust is the ticket, and contrition is fraud
F#m A E D
you'll have a hell of a time crawling back to the start
D 3x
[Verse 4]
F#m A E D
build me a cradle and make it swing deep
F#m A E D
and you can tell all the neighbors that i just went to sleep
F#m A E D
you'd be a liar if you settled for less
F#m A E D
Oh, you'd be a liar if you settled for less
F#m A E D
Oh, you'd be a liar if you settled for less
D
Oh...
F#m A E D D 3x
so just cut off my hands and watch me try to undress