B E B
When I am look around myself, what is it I am see?
B F#
Leaderships are incompetent, we living poverty!
B E B
And so to you, mis closest friends, I asking one pregunta:
B E F# B
Who want is come with me to forming military junta?
E B G#m F#
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
E B G#m F#
Is military government, no president or queen
E B G#m F#
F# junta is of future, and of shining, guiding light
E B F# B
And heavily armed stranger who knock on your door at night
B E B
One junta is of glorious thing, and two junta is better
B F#
But not as good as three, or five, or eight who work together!
B E B
Though some juntas unscrupulous, and some juntas corrupt
B E F# B
We can putting aside differences for prop each other up!
E B G#m F#
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
E B G#m F#
One person's endless nightmare is to other perfect dream
E B G#m F#
Is order when are doing all just what you tell them to
E B F# B
And freedom of the press is freedom for agree with you
*Argentina meets the Guays*
B E B
How much more smoothly would things running with complete control?
B F#
Si, right to vote and liberty are both have take their toll
B E B
If seeking productivity, we ask you one pregunta:
B E F# B
Why no chuck aside democracy and setting up a junta?
C#m
Paraguaaaaaaay
F#
Has endure authoritarian rule for over 100 years
F#
And to keeping that intact through war and
E
Changing world is harder than is appears
C#m
And if you assholes think you can coming here and steal
F#
Mi thunder with same idea but catchier name...
B E F# B
Then will just call mine junta too - is basically the same!
E B G#m F#
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
E B G#m F#
Instead of rule of law is only rule of the marines
E B G#m F#
Not evil, bad, or mean, or cruel, unscrupulous, or weird
E B F# B
And if you disagreeing, then we have you disappeared!
*Argentina meets Peru and Ecuador*
B E B
You can getting ones to joining junta with a single word
B F#
Especially when is their most favorite, big endangered bird
B E F#
All children of all fatherlands, we asking one pregunta:
B
Who wanting come with us to-
*America comes in*
Bm Em Bm
I turn my back for five friggin' minutes, and this is what I spy?
Em F#
Unstable, unpopular authoritarians struggling to get by!
Bm Em Bm
If you think I'm gonna let this slide, then I've got one "pregunta":
B E F# B
Who wants a couple billion dollars to help fund their junta?
E B G#m B
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
E B G#m B
Instead of human rights, is right inhuman tortured scream
E B G#m B
And when you giving life for it, then is show its truth worth
E B F# B
Who needs to fear of to go to hell, when hell is here on Earth?
E B F# B
Who needs to fear of to go to hell, when hell is here on Earth?
Junta!