"""Verse
Cadd9/B
hey girl i hope you got a donor card,
D
cause i’m known as a lethal weapon whenever my boners hard,
Bm7
They commonly ignore the reason it arisen,
Dadd11/C#
My dick is a criminal and dont wanna make your pussy a prison,
Cadd9/B
Or at least a safe place for my jizzm
D
im bringing color to your night life just like light through a prism.
Bm7
Cause I'm eating on your clitoris with clinical precision,
Dadd11/C#
yeah i can see the yes in your seductive mannerism,
Cadd9/B
just like they've been printed up in porno magazines,
D
i think your minky juice is somehow seeping through your jeans.
Bm7
Whoops i made you look hell even made you touch your bean
Dadd11/C#
Imagining you naked is the greatest that i’ve seen
Cadd9/B
The grip upon your jeans tells me you're probably keen
D
i just need to see proof that you're over 18
Bm7
Now you can call a cab while i check your I.A
Dadd11/C#
cause theres something i’ve been dying to see
[Refrain] Cadd9/B
I wanna see your sex face
D
hey pretty lady can we make hay
Bm7
i aint really into doing day dates
Dadd11/C#
maybe you and i could be playmates
only no lets wait till we,
Cadd9/B D
get home and get naked
Bm7
bounce on my bed until we break it
Dadd11/C#
do lots of giving and taking
i want, yeas i want her.
[Verse 2]
Cadd9/B
Well fuck, i think i broke my brand new bed
D
got girlies giving me head while i catch up on my Z’s
Bm7
bed spreads looking like its just been egged
Dadd11/C#
shes awaiting the second I'm next getting erect,
Cadd9/B
Lets get in her head,
D
shes buying every blag that i said
couldn't help but open her legs
Bm7
when I emptied my nut sack down to the dregs
Dadd11/C#
she trying to hold me down like tent pegs.
Cadd9/B
To prevent this i just sprint when i’m finished
D Bm7
an itch on my dick means a stint in the clinic,
i dont really wanna start a pandemic
Dadd11/C#
so i’m having to have an half hour with the medic.
Cadd9/B
Luckiy the cock swobble was hot
D
she said ‘my names Lolly’ and i said my name was scott
Bm7
she told me, that i was STD free,
Dadd11/C#
so i said theres something I've been dying to see
[Refrain]
Cadd9/B
I wanna see your sex face
D
hey pretty lady can we make hay
Bm7
i aint really into doing day dates
Dadd11/C#
maybe you and i could be playmates
only no lets wait till we,
Cadd9/B D
get home and get naked
Bm7
bounce on my bed until we break it
Dadd11/C#
do lots of giving and taking
i want, yeas i want her.
[Verse 3]
Cadd9/B
i just got home from the clinic and my dick is clean,
D
so im heading out on town i need to flick some bean
Bm7
ill meet honeys in victoria jeans with
Dadd11/C#
big booties to think that girlies tearing the seems
Cadd9/B
fullmarx smells heat from a thousand yards,
D
and I'm on it like sonic for a moments pass
Bm7
when i’m hungover no one ever even asks
Dadd11/C#
i just get pounding on the pussy to the rhythm of my bars
Cadd9/B
so i, start slow, and get little faster
D
frantically fucking ’til on of us needs a plaster.
Bm7
Dont need to wonder just how long I'm gonna last for
Dadd11/C#
by the time I'm finished you’ll be declaring me your master.
Cadd9/B D
Yep, I'm quick on the reload too,
cup of tea and a reefa got me feeling brand new,
Bm7
i got a thousand ways to please you while your legs are shut
Dadd11/C#
but i dont wanna get to know you girl-
[Refrain]
Cadd9/B
- I wanna see your sex face
D
hey pretty lady can we make hay
Bm7
i aint really into doing day dates
Dadd11/C#
maybe you and i could be playmates
only no lets wait till we,
Cadd9/B D
get home and get naked
Bm7
bounce on my bed until we break it
Dadd11/C#
do lots of giving and taking
Cadd9/B
oh yes, yeas i want to se her sexface
"""