Intro
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[Verse 1]
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I poured kerosene on my old dirty magazines mom and dad don't be mad at me
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In a hole in a tree in the woods by the mattingly's
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there's a bag full of dvds
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I run where no one can see and they'll console me, console me, no one consoles me like they do
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[Verse 2]
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Its 10:30 and somebody's calling me
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I ignore them with all of me
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She says there's a hole in me and it looks like a coffee bean
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check the locks pull it off of me
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I run where no one can see and they'll console me, console me, no one controls me like she does
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[Verse 3]
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I'm an adventurer i'm an adventurer i'm just like gulliver thats what I said to her
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She never speaks to me unless we chat privately she never knows its me my handle's anthony33