Intro
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[Verse]
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If I were a moose and you were a cow
Cm F
Would you love me anyhow?
Cm Dm
Would you introduce me to your folks
D# F
Would you tell your friends, "No moose jokes!"
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If I were a moose and you were a cow
A# Dm
Would you invite me to your club
Cm F
And risk a cruel bovine snub
Cm Dm
Would you lead me down the receiving line
D# F
And boldly boast, "This moose is mine!"
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Would your parents watch us graze
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Shake their heads, "It's just a phase"
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Or would they thank the stars above
C F
Their precious heifer's found her love?
A# Dm
Would your grandparents change their will?
Cm F
They'd really expected a Holstein bull
Cm Dm
"For this we toiled before the plow
D# F
You bring home someone who's not even a cow
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"There's lots of proper stock around
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Like that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown's
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Or that last one we ridiculed and cursed
C F
On second thought you could do worse
[Bridge]
D7 Gm
"But if you think this thing will last
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Could he learn to moo and eat our grass
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Shed his antlers in the dirt
C7 F
Could you persuade him to convert?"
A# Dm
If our anatomies did not quite fit
Cm F
Would you make the best of it
Cm Dm
Would you nuzzle up so near
D# F
And hum sweet cow tunes in my ear?
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Or would you sadly break it off
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When all the hillside sneered and scoffed
Cm D7 Gm Gm7
"You know these moose are all the same
C F
They're lazy, they're stupid, they come from Maine"
A# Dm
It's true things slip a moose's mind
Cm F
That cows remember all the time
Cm Dm
Bulbous nose and knobby knees
D# F
G coat that harbors ticks and fleas
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But a moose can be a handy thing
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When hungry wolves come visiting
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In icy gust of winter storm
C F
Our fur is deep and dry and warm
A# Dm
And someday should your milk run dry
Cm F
And farmer stare with baleful eye
Cm Dm
In dead of night I'd slip your noose
D# F
And lead you home to the land of moose
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If I were a moose and you were a cow
[like bridge]
D7 Gm
If hunters came to do me harm
D# F A# Gm
Would you hide me in the barn
D# F A# Gm
Would all the herd come on the run
C7 F7
And glare until they dropped their guns?
[Interlude]
A# Dm Cm F
[Outro]
Cm Dm
Might you permit a goodnight kiss
D# F
Could you learn to love wet moose lips?
D# F A# Gm D# A# Gm
If I were a moose and you were a cow
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If you were a cow and I were a moose
- 1. Chord Gitar Fred Small - If I Were A Moose Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Fred Small - If I Were A Moose Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan