Intro
D#m A#m F# C# Cb G#m F# A#7
[Chorus]
D#m A#m
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F#
No handlebars
C#
No handlebars
Cb G#m
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F#
No handlebars
A#7
No handlebars
[Verse 1]
D#m
Look at me, look at me
A#m
Hands in the air like it's good to be
F#
Alive and I'm a famous rapper
C#
Even when the paths're all crookedy
Cb
I can show you how to do-si-do
G#m
I can show you how to scratch a record
F#
I can take apart the remote control
A#7
And I can almost put it back together
D#m
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
A#m
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
F#
I know all the words to "De Colores"
C#
And "I'm proud to be an American"
Cb
Me and my friend saw a platypus
G#m
Me and my friend made a comic book
F#
And guess how long it took
A#7
I can do anything that I want cause, look:
[Chorus]
D#m A#m
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
F#
No metronome
C#
No metronome
Cb G#m
And I can see your face on the telephone
F#
On the telephone
A#7
On the telephone
[Verse 2]
D#m
Look at me, look at me
A#m
Just called to say that it's good to be
F#
Alive in such a small world
C#
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Cb
I can make money open up a thrift store
G#m
I can make a living off a magazine
F#
I can design an engine sixty four
A#7
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
D#m
I can make new antibiotics
A#m F#
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
C#
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Cb
Movers, shakers and producers
G#m
Me and my friends understand the future
F#
I see the strings that control the systems
A#7
I can do anything with no assistance
[Chorus]
D#m A#m
Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
F#
With a microphone
C#
With a microphone
Cb G#m
And I can split the atom of a molecule
F#
Of a molecule
A#7
Of a molecule
[Verse 3]
D#m
Look at me, look at me
A#m
Driving and I won't stop
F#
And it feels so good to be
C#
Alive and on top
Cb
My reach is global
G#m
My tower secure
F#
My cause is noble
A#7
My power is pure
D#m
I can hand out a million vaccinations
A#m
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
F#
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
C#
Have 'em all killed by assassination
Cb
I can make anybody go to prison
G#m
Just because I don't like 'em and
F#
I can do anything with no permission
A#7
I have it all under my command
[Chorus]
D#m A#m
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
F#
By satellite
C#
By satellite
Cb G#m
and I can hit a target through a telescope
F#
Through a telescope
A#7
Through a telescope
D#m A#m
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
F#
In a holocaust
C#
In a holocaust
Cb
In a holocaust
G#m
In a holocaust
F# A#7
In a holocaust
[Chorus]
D#m A#m
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F#
No handlebars
C#
No handlebars
Cb G#m
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F#
No handlebars
A#7
No handlebars