Intro
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[Verse]
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Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear
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She says she's more appealing in the morning
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After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap
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She surfs the internet until the evening
[Chorus]
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But in her mind she's alright
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With the same thing every night
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She is slowly wasting time
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She says her soups and search engines suit her fine
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Alyce Revere lives with her brother dear
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His name is Andre and he is a writer
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He tried and he tried to get Alyson outside
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But nowadays he doesn't even bother
[Chorus]
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'Cause in her mind she's alright
A# G#
With the same thing every night
Cm D#
She is slowly wasting time
A# G#
She says her soups and search engines suit her fine
[Interlude]
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Cm D# A# G#
[Bridge]
Cm D#
Her soups and search engines, her soups and search engines
A# G#
Her soups and search engines suit her fine
Cm D#
Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear
A# G#
She says she's more appealing in the morning
Cm D#
After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap
A# G#
She surfs the internet until the evening
[Outro]
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