Intro
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Here's a little number I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...
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Verse 1:
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Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
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Fuck you very much for fining me;
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Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck;
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That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
Verse 2:
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Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
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For proving that free speech just isn't free.
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Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go;
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At-torney General Ashcroft, doesn't like strong words and so;
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He's charging twice as much, as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
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So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 3:
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So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
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For he-roically sitting on your tush.
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For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;
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Let's send them a clear signal, and stick Martha straight in jail;
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She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male;
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So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 4:
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So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
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Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
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Your pacemaker must be a fake; you haven't got a heart;
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As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pasty-faced old fart.
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And as for Condo-leeza; she's an intellectual tart;
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So fuck you all so very much.
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So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
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For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
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It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer,
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The ozone's a nogozone, now that Arnold's here to say;
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"The nuclear Winter Games, are going to take place in LA";
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So fuck you all so very much.
Coda:
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So what the planet fails? Let's save the great white males;
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So fuck you all so very much.
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