Intro
G#m
Ayo
G#m
(This a song about)
F#
My, my stepdad
G#m
(Let's see if this ever happened to you)
G#m
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
[Verse 1]
G#m
One thing that sticks in my craw
G#m F#
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my Ma
F#
Socked her right in her eyeball
G#m
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
G#m
With all the pictures I draw of
G#m F#
Shit that I've already witnessed, it’s probably twisted my thoughts
G#m
All I can hear is drama with Mom and him
G#m F#
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
G#m
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
G#m
Our dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
F#
Doctors had to put it down
F# G#m
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker!
[Chorus]
G#m
I, I, hate
F#
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
G#m F#
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
[Verse 2]
G#m
Outside, I look like I'm calm
G#m
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
G#m F#
'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
G#m
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
F#
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
G#m
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
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He swatted me with it, I'd cry
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He just started hittin' me harder
G#m
God, I wish I could just jaw him
G#m
If I could get my weight up
G#m
But I'm just a second grader
F#
This prick is bigger than I am
G#m
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
F#
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
G#m
Sneak up with a lethal injection
G#m
And put him down like they did to my dog
F#
I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
G#m
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
G#m
Neighbors called police on him
F#
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium-ion
G#m
Then Mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
G#m
Just be bygones
F#
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
n.c.
But this is why I...
[Chorus]
G#m
I, I, hate
F#
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
G#m F#
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
[Verse 3]
G#m
So this year, I'm goin' into the fifth and I'm tall
F#
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
F#
Way bigger fish to fry
F#
Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
F#
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
G#m
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
F#
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
F#
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
F#
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes, "Oops" and just laughs
G#m
I yelled for Mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
F#
I stood up and said, "Fuck you, punk" and I took off and ran
G#m
To my bedroom, as I fled
G#m
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
F#
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
G#m
He kicked it in
G#m
I swung it hard as I could at his head
F#
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
G#m
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
F#
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
G#m
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
F#
"Ding-dong," the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
G#m
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two-liter with
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Then buried him next to my dog
F#
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
[Chorus]
G#m
I, I, hate
F#
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
G#m F#
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
G#m
I, I, hate
F#
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
G#m F# G#m
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)