Intro
Ugh, you're a monster
[Verse 1]
Cm D# Cm
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
D#
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
Cm D#
My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
Cm D#
F# cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
[Verse 2]
Cm D#
Brain" Heenan which is probably the
Cm
Same reason I wrestle with mania
D#
Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
Cm
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
D# Cm
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
Cm
ADHD, Hydroxycut
[Verse 3]
Cm
Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)
D# Cm
In F#A with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
D#
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
Cm D#
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J h a h a h a
Cm D#
Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
D#
They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy)
[Chorus 1]
Cm
Monster
D# Cm
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah
D# Cm
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
D# Cm
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
D# Cm
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
D#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
Cm D#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Cm D#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
Cm D#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
[Verse 4]
Cm D#
I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls
Cm
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
D#
It's impossible to list 'em all
Cm
And in the midst of all this
D#
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
Cm
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
D#
Risperdal, voices whisper
[Verse 5]
Cm D#
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
Cm
This is just the song to go ballistic on
D#
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
Cm D#
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
Cm
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
D#
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
[Chorus 2]
Cm
Monster
D# Cm
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah
D# Cm
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah
D# Cm
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
D# Cm
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
D#
(Godzilla, fire spitter), monster
Cm D#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Cm D#
(Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster
Cm D#
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
[Verse 6]
Cm D#
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
Cm D#
Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
Cm D#
I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
Cm D#
The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)
[Verse 7]
Cm
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
D#
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
Cm
And I got no plans to retire
D#
and I'm still the man you admire
Cm
These chicks are spazzin' out
D#
I only get more handsome and flier
Cm
I got 'em passin' out like what
D#
you do when you hand someone flyers
[Verse 8]
Cm
And what goes around comes around
D#
just like the blades on a chainsaw
Cm
Cause I caught the flap of my dollar
D#
stack right off the bat like a baseball
Cm
Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks
D#
with so much ease that they call me Diddy
Cm
'Cause I make bands and I call
D#
getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)
[Bridge 1] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow
Cm D#
Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
Cm D#
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
Cm
But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
D#
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
G#
Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
G#
So they wanna give me the chair
[Bridge 2] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow
Cm
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
G#
Cause every Tom and Dick, and Harry carry
G#
a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary
D#
Got 'em swearing up and down
D#
they can't spit, this shit's hilarious
G
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
G
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
G
Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
[Verse 9]
Cm D#
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
Cm
Evil half of the Bad Meets
D#
Evil, that means take a back seat
Cm
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
D#
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
Cm
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
D#
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
Cm D#
Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Cm
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
D#
I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
D#
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Cm
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake
D#
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
Cm
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
D#
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
[Verse 11] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
Cm
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
D#
I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
Cm
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
D#
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Cm
And be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be
Cm
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
Cm
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
D#
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
[Verse 14] Eminem Raps Super Fast!
Cm
F# hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
D#
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
Cm
You wanna battle, I'm available,
Cm
I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
D#
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
Cm
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer
D#
full of money and I'm paid in full
D#
I'm not afraid to pull the
[Outro]
N.C.
Man, stop
Look what
I'm plannin' haha