Verse
G A
We're volatile, I can't call it, though
Bm
It's like too large a peg, and too small a hole (Yeah)
G
But she cheats and I catch her like the common cold (Sneeze)
F# Bm
Last time, I broke her collar bone, she's intolerablе (Yeah)
C# D
All I know is that the sex is phеnomenal, though
Em
We're an unlikely pair (Yeah)
F#
Like two different Nike Airs
Bm
But I'm the same size she wears
A
So I think we're soulmates though (Yeah)
G
People don't like us together, but like we care (Not me, not me)
F#
Yeah, but God strike me dead (Yeah)
Bm
She knows that I would walk over hot coals
For her with both of my feet bare (Yeah)
N.D G
But soon as I ask to hit (Ask to hit)
It's like she grabs a switch (Grabs a switch)
A
And turns me over her knee
Bm
'Cause my ass is whipped, yeah
G
And I got her back, but I'm spineless (Yeah)
F#
So when she stabs me in mine (Yeah)
Bm C# D
It's like I just can't feel the knife (What?)
As she pokes, jabs it, and slices
Em
One minute, she'll build me up (Up)
F#
The next, she'll push me 'round
Bm
Probably why she calls me "dumbbell"
A
She lifts me up (Yeah), then puts me down (Huh)
G
But I am under her thumbnail
F#
I must be under her spell
Bm
It's like lookin' right into a gun barrel
But none of these hoes can fuck with my girl She got that—
[Chorus]
G A
Black magic, night walker
Bm
She haunts me like no other
G F# Bm C# D
Nobody told me love is pain, oh (I know we just met)
Em F#
Black magic, dark water (But it's like)
Bm A
Surrounds me like no other (It's like I know you better than anyone)
G F# Bm
She's got my heart in chains
[Verse 2]
G A
We wake up, break up, make up like Maybelline
Bm
Now she's all made up like make-believe
Probably why she's so fake to me
G
But what the fuck's it gonna take for me to make her see?
F#
Strip her naked and take her keys
Bm C#
I been plannin' this day for weeks
D
But I can't tell if I'm 'wake or 'sleep
Em F#
But if this is actually happenin', "sucker for pain"
Bm
I'm stuck in this radioactive pattern
A G
But her by her motherfuckin' hair's
All I "imagine draggin'" (Dragon)
F#
She lunges, attacks, and scratches
Bm
But I ain't gonna stand for that shit
Like Kaep for the National Anthem
G
As I stab, I'm laughin'
A
So much for witchcraft and magic
Bm
Abracadabra that, bitch
No turnin' back, I'm blackin'
G F#
As I say farewell to the love of my life, I cut and I slice
Bm C#
I give her one last hug goodbye
D
Wipe the blood off my butterfly knife
Em F#
Watch her fuckin' die right in front of my eyes, but in hindsight
Bm A
Think I just wanted to see what her insides look like
G
As I pop another five Vic's
F#
That's what this high's like
Bm
Look down, there's mud on my Nikes, shovel at my side, blood on my mic
Now wake up to Music To Be Murdered By like—