Intro
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The way you shake it, I can't believe
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I ain't never seen an
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ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing...
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I don't believe it
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It's almost too good to be true
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I ain't never seen an
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Ass like that
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The way you move it,
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you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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The way she moves
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She's like a belly dancer
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She's shaking that ass
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To that new nelly jam
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I Think someones at the door
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But I don't think I'm gonna answer
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Police saying "freeze"
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Doing, doing, doing
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What do you mean freeze?
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Please, I'm a human being
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I have needs
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I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
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I am not resisting arrest
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I am agreeing Mr. Officer
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I'm already on my knees
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I can't get on the ground any further
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It's impossible for me
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And do not treat me like a murderer
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I just like to pee, pee, pee
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Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
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Ring-A-chong, A-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
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Psych, I joke I joke
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I kidd, I kidd
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If I offend I'm sorry
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Please, please forgive
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For I am Triumph, the puppet dog
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I am a mere puppet
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I can get away with anything I sing
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You will love it
[Chorus]
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The way you shake it, I can't believe
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I ain't never seen an
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ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing...
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Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an
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Ass like that