Intro
F#m G#m
Breathe in, and imagine that you're sitting on the beaches of Ancient Greece,
A
And there's a god and he's dropping little grapes into your mouth.
Bm
My name is virus.
Bm
Uh oh!
Bm
My name is virus.
Bm
Uh oh!
[Chorus]
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
Bm C#m
Keep your mouth close to the phone,
Bm C#m
So we can do it together. (Do it together)
[Verse 2]
F#m G#m
When you breathe in, release through your nose.
Bm F#m F#m
Rub your earlobes and say WOO SHAAAA! (WOO SHAAAA)
F#m
Leave your computer, Do not move your mouse.
C# C#m
Leave your computer. This is scaring me right now!
Bm
Hey honey! Honey, this is John.
C#m C#
Nice to meet you John, but you're scaring me right now!
[Chorus]
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
Bm C#m
Keep your mouth close to the phone,
Bm C#m
So we can do it together. (Do it together)
[Bridge]
Bm
This is Ben the virus.
D F#m A
What? Virus, What do you want?
Bm D
Take off your clothes.
C#m
There's no way, I'm 85 years old! (Oh oh)
Bm D
Gachi, Gachibass,
F#m A
That is what you want.
Bm D
Gachi, Gachibass.
C#
Yeah. YEAH!
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
D E
Keep your mouth close to the phone.
[Chorus]
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
F#m
Breathe in, breathe in, and hold it.
C#m
And now breathe out, out, out.
Bm C#m
Keep your mouth close to the phone,
Bm C#m
So we can do it together. (Do it together)
Am