Intro
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(bassline on the end: B A# G# C)
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Get off your sled and go to bed
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Don't you ever tire?
Throw a bone, I'm finally home
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Curled up by the fire
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Snow is falling from the sky like ashes from an urn
Sweet dreams, my little one
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Now it's my turn
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Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
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We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
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And things aren't looking very good, it's true
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So I'll just lay here and chew
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Now, when I sleep I like to dream Of rabbits in the snow
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Jumping right into my jaws From their rabbit hole
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Take one home and set him down right next to you shoes
Wake up to a big surprise
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My gift to you
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Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
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We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
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And things aren't looking very good, it's true
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So I'll just lay here and chew
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And Christmas is going to the dogs
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We're scarfing down the turkey and egg nog
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And things aren't looking very good, it's true
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So I'll just lay here and chew
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So I'll just stay here and chew...