Intro
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Oooooooh
if only Brazil was not so far, far away
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I Would swim or walk or ride
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But never ever fly
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But all the noise of the maniacs there
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The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
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But I don't wanna bounce and die
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But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
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I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
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Stewardess before I crash
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No fear can quell my steam
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No cabin fire burn my dream
I am at your disposal
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I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
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Wheeling junk along the aisle
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Keep your seat belt fastened
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You're whipping with an iron voice
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You command
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Uh mistress I am in your hands
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And when she asks me what I'd like to
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eat I realise the domina feels the same
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And I reply: What about your pie?
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No fear can quell my steam
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Lavatory Love Machine
C F
No cabin fire burn my dream
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No broken wings to stop me stream
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Lavatory Love Machine
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Honey do you like the way I CREAM?
(Speach of the Captain!)
Pickslide over scream (hold E*)
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
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(Solo)
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Now if I gotta die
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I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
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Till I made my final splash
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No fear can quell my steam
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Lavatory Love Machine
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oho
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Don't hear the scary noises
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From the turbine when you scream
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No broken wings to stop me stream
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Lavatory Love Machine
C F
Honey do you like the way I CREAM?
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Lavatory Love Machine
C
oho
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Lavatory Love Machine
C F
No broken wings to stop me stream