Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Like getting stuck inside a broken elevator,
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plane crash and it's just a simulator.
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I'm getting sick on the fruit that you made
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then heading backwards down a busy one way.
[Chorus]
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It couldn't happen to me,
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it couldn't happen to me.
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You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit,
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it couldn't happen to me.
[Verse 2]
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Well, you've got nerve and the will to live
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but every time it ends up hitting the skids.
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And you can do it for a thousand years,
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all because you never used your eyes and your ears.
[Chorus]
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It couldn't happen to me,
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it couldn't happen to me.
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You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit,
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it couldn't happen to me.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Like breaking down on a major highway
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and no one helps when it's Christmas day.
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I'm falling over when everyone is watching,
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no one believes in your alien abduction.
[Chorus]
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It couldn't happen to me,
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it couldn't happen to me.
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You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit,
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it couldn't happen to me.
[Bridge]
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Just when you start living
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That's when the comets hitting
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There's no use in running away
[Chorus]
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It couldn't happen to me,
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it couldn't happen to me.
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You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit,
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it couldn't happen to me.
[End-Chorus]
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It couldn't happen to me,
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it couldn't happen to me.
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You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit,
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it couldn't happen to me.