[Chorus]
B A E B
The big bad dog keeps following me home
A E
I think he just wants to use my phone
B A E B
Whaddya say, should I let him in?
A E
Should I let him get under my skin?
[Refrain]
F# E F#
Well I did (I did, I did, I did)
[Chorus]
B A E B
I let him in and his paws were wet
A E
He got mud on my floor and in my bed but
B A E B
He told me he loved me, he gave me a kiss
A E
I thought, "I could get used to this."
B A E B
He told me his bark was worse than his bite but his
A E
Big sharp teeth broke my skin last night!
B A E
I had to forgive him look at those puppy dog eyes!
B A E
So big and round they make me wanna cry
[Refrain]
F# E F#
And I did! (I did, I did, I did
E F#
Believe me when I say I did)
[Chorus]
B A E
He says he's a good boy, I say "I know,"
B A E
But the backyard was a mess when I got home
B A E
He's doing things that he says he wouldn't
B A E
I knew I should've put him down but I just couldn't
B A E B
Now the big bad dog is eating my food
A E
He's big and strong and I am a fool
B A E
I'm skinny and tired you can see my bones
B A
But I'd rather be hungry
E B
than be alone