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Why wont asians have sex whit me, im really good at maths and i love Bruce Lee.
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I want you to be my fotunecookie, ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up whit me.
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Im the kind of guy with a long sexuall past, get so much ass my cock needs a cast.
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Sex all the time it gets so messy, i fuck more bitches the uncle jessie.
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But when it comes to a sertain type of rais you asian girls spraymaisin my
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face.
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I do not understand what im doing wrong thats why i wrote you asian girls
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this special song.
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why wont asians have sex whit me, i play the violin and i love sushi, i
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would like to performe some bukake ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.
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Met my first asian when i was only three first day at nersery her name was
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kim lee. I crawld over quick to show her my thing, i got more love for her
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than there are people in bejing, im like, whats wrong baby why your being so
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shitty? At least let me play with your Hello kitty. She said no no no you
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makin me sick
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as she gone into her moms suit up honda civic, honda civic hoooonda civic.
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Is it cuz im taller then five three, or is it cuz theres hair on my
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body? Is it cuz i dont like to drink sakke whine that you never ever ever
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love me long time.
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Is it cuz im eastern euro...peaan and im not sure if ur japanese chinese or
korean.
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Is it cuz rarely go to the barber that u treat my heart like it was pearl
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harbore.
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Just becuz i live in my moms garage there are no happy endings at my asian
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massage. I love you girls from japan and manilla but you run away from me
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like i was freggin godzilla.
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If i was fit and a little bit leaner i could maybe kiss the asians at my
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lokal dry-kleaner.
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But untill that day happends utill that day comes ill
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never get my hand on my asian love.
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If you love me baby my love will go far i will even let you ride me like i
was a car.
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But i will be carefull ill hold on taight cuz i seen you girls drive before
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and its not a pretty saight.
Cuz your asian.
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Why wont asians have sex whit me all i really want is asian pussy, i try and
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i try but i never succseed ohhh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.
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Lick my balls....