Verse
Em7
I'm impressed
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With my atto rney Bern ie
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I'm im pressed
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With his influent ial friends
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He's got very big connec tions
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And I follow his direct ions
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Bernie knows his way around
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And so I always do what Bern ie recommends
[Verse]
Em7
I am blessed
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With my atto rney Bern ie
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I'm im pressed
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With the way he runs the store
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He's got Dodger season boxes
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And an office full of foxes
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It's amazing all the different things
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Your average guy might need a lawyer for
[Chorus]
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Bernie tells me what to do
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Bernie lays it on the line
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Bernie says, we sue, we sue
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Bernie says, we sign, we sign
[Verse]
Em7
I'm in touch
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With my attorney Bernie
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In a clutch
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He can speed right to the scene
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And if I'm locked up in the jail
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With just one phone call for my bail
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He said to call his club collect
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Or deal directly with his answering machine
[Verse]
Em7
And when I dine
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With my attorney Bernie
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He buys wine
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From the rare imported rack
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That's 'cause Bernie is a purist
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And not your polyester tourist
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Bernie waves the glass around awhile
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Then takes a sip and always sends it back
[Chorus]
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Bernie tells me what to do
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Bernie lays it on the line
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Bernie says, we sue, we sue
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Bernie says, we sign, we sign
[Verse]
Em7
I admire
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My attorney Bernie
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I admire
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Any guy who knows his stuff
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Sure, we blew a couple ventures
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With a counterfeit debentures
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But you win a few, you lose a few
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Like Bernie says, "You keep on hanging tough"
Em7
Thanks to you
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My attorney Bernie
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Thanks to you
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I'm considered well to do
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Sure, I made out like a bandit
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Just exactly like you planned it
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But like Murray, my accountant
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Told me yesterday, I owe it all to you.
[Outro]
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Bernie tells me what to do
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Bernie lays it on the line
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Bernie says, we sue, we sue
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Bernie says, we sign, we sign
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On the dotted line
- 1. Chord Gitar Dave Frishberg - My Attorney Bernie Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Dave Frishberg - My Attorney Bernie Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan