Intro
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[Verse 1]
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We're all contagious, connected through the air,
F C Dm A#
fingers crossed and go and get some donuts if you dare.
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Thousand rolls a toilet paper on the shelf,
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I'm quarantined from myself.
[Verse 2]
F C Dm A#
Zoom for ya birthday, zoom for ya school,
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zoom, zoom, swimming pool, golden rule.
F C Dm A#
Say their names, draw the lines: Kobe, Chadwick, John, Prine,
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Editors, Creditors, Redditors, Imposters,
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all day in your jams.
[Bridge]
F A#
Three cheers for the essential workers,
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three cheers for the Cardboard fans!
[Chorus]
A# F C F
It's a burning tire, a dumpster fire,
A# F C Dm
a go with it, throw a fit, out of tune choir?
A# F C Dm
Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear,
A# F C C
it's a beautiful, rotten, never-to-be-forgotten kinda [Interlude] year.
[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
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Bake ya bagels, ya banana bread,
A# F C Dm
take class in your underwear, samosas on the bedspread.
A# F C Dm
Streaming to the Moon, let your hair grow long,
A# F C Dm
politicians every corner, sourdough starter.
A# F
Murder hornets, roadside pickup,
Gm C C C
lockdown, global reach, walk down to the beach.
[Verse 3]
F C Dm A#
I know that we will dance again,
F C Dm A#
I know that we will love again.
F C Dm A#
Stomping through the rain I feel you in the distance,
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even stronger than before.
F C Dm A#
I'm gonna tackle you and smother you with kisses,
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soon as you come through that door.
[Chorus]
A# F C F
It's a burning tire, a dumpster fire,
A# F C Dm
a go with it, throw a fit, out of tune choir?
A# F C Dm
Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear,
A# F C C
it's a beautiful, rotten, never-to-be-forgotten ...
[End-Chorus]
A# F C F
It's a burning tire, a dumpster fire,
A# F C Dm
a go with it, throw a fit, out of tune choir?
A# F C Dm
Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear,
A# F C C
it's a beautiful, rotten, never-to-be-forgotten kinda [Outro] year.
[Outro]
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