Intro
Dm Dm Dm Dm
(*Phone ringing*)
[1st Verse]
Dm Dm
Hello, hello! Welcome to your first night,
A# Gm
in the place where the pizza is hot
Dm
and the fun brings light.
Dm
Now, you saw us on the local news,
A# Gm
What made your thought presume this was the job for you?
A
What will you do?!
Dm Dm
Between 12 G#M and the break of dawn,
A# Gm
The toys start to glitch from when they power on.
Dm
You got your cameras and your flashlight,
Dm
What more is there to need?!
A#
Just be quick, just be ready
Gm
'Cause they're pretty scary!
[Pre-Chorus]
A# C Dm
Just be very, very wary as the night goes on,
Dm A#
I may be there at the beginning but not for long.
Gm Am
I pre-recorded messages to keep you alive!
A
(I'm not here all night)
[Chorus]
Dm
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
Dm
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
A# Gm
Once the time is near, I will not be here.
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
Dm
These are all the rules I bring,
A# Gm A
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
Dm
Watch the hours on the clock,
A# Gm A#
Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C Dm
I am the phone guy!
A# C Dm (x2)
Yes, I am, the phone guy!
[2nd Verse]
Dm
Hey, hey! How ya doin'?
Dm
Now, the first night was fine,
A#
But, there's a deep dark warning
Gm Dm
for the future up ahead, so divine.
Dm
Now, you see, the pirate cove is a blare,
A# Gm A
Just keep an eye on the guy and you'll be prepared.
Dm
Now, the rest of the bunch,
Dm
Well, I'm not too sure,
A# Gm
Because the next thing you know, they're outside your door!
Dm
So, don't forget my simple methods:
Dm
"Just use your lights"
A# Gm
Before they take your body and they leave you to die!
[Pre-Chorus]
A# C Dm
Be very, very wary that the battery drains,
Dm A#
So, preserve your only tools and your life remains.
Gm Am
Keep the light shining bright, for the final night!
A
(I'm not here all night)
[Chorus]
Dm
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
Dm
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
A# Gm
Once the time is near, I will not be here.
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
Dm
These are all the rules I bring,
A# Gm A
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
Dm
Watch the hours on the clock,
A# Gm A#
Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C Dm
I am the phone guy!
A# C Am A
Yes, I am, the phone guy!
[3rd Verse]
Dm
Hey there, dude! Glad you're back,
Dm
the last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack!
Dm
So, now you're the new guy picking up the job,
Dm
So, just please understand: This nightmare never stops.
Dm
So, we build it up from scratch, taking the crap,
Dm
Taking the stuff that wouldn't work,
Dm
'Cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk.
To add suspension, the tension in this attraction,
Dm
Check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations.
Dm Dm
In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit,
A# C
You know, the cover-up story, sounds kinda cute,
Dm Dm
Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine,
A# C A
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind.
Dm
Now, before I leave, I just remembered:
Dm
We found a toy!
A# C
"G# freakin' robot with brains"? Oh, what a joy!
Dm Dm
So, I'll pass you recordings of the original voice,
A# C
See? He'll never leave you be, so just listen,
A
You don't have a CHOICE!
[Bridge]
A# C
Take what you have learned
Dm
And become the master
(Tick tock! Count the clock! 'Cause it's never gonna stop!)
A# C
Then you'll be safe when I am not around
A# C Am A
Dm
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Dm
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
A
Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
[Chorus]
Dm
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
Dm
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
A# Gm
Once the time is near, I will not be here.
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
Dm
These are all the rules I bring,
A# Gm A
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
Dm
Watch the hours on the clock,
A# Gm A#
Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C Dm
I am the phone guy!
A# C Am A
'Cause I am the phone guy! (The phone guy!)
[Outro]
Dm
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Dm
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Dm
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
A
Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
Dm
Hello, hello!