Intro
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(*Phone ringing*)
[1st Verse]
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Hello, hello! Welcome to your first night,
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in the place where the pizza is hot
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and the fun brings light.
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Now, you saw us on the local news,
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What made your thought presume this was the job for you?
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What will you do?!
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Between 12 AM and the break of dawn,
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The toys start to glitch from when they power on.
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You got your cameras and your flashlight,
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What more is there to need?!
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Just be quick, just be ready
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'Cause they're pretty scary!
[Pre-Chorus]
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Just be very, very wary as the night goes on,
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I may be there at the beginning but not for long.
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I pre-recorded messages to keep you alive!
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(I'm not here all night)
[Chorus]
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'Cause I'm the phone guy!
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I'm here to take the care and the fear,
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Once the time is near, I will not be here.
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Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
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These are all the rules I bring,
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There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
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Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
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Watch the hours on the clock,
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Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
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I am the phone guy!
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Yes, I am, the phone guy!
[2nd Verse]
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Hey, hey! How ya doin'?
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Now, the first night was fine,
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But, there's a deep dark warning
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for the future up ahead, so divine.
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Now, you see, the pirate cove is a blare,
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Just keep an eye on the guy and you'll be prepared.
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Now, the rest of the bunch,
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Well, I'm not too sure,
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Because the next thing you know, they're outside your door!
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So, don't forget my simple methods:
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"Just use your lights"
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Before they take your body and they leave you to die!
[Pre-Chorus]
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Be very, very wary that the battery drains,
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So, preserve your only tools and your life remains.
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Keep the light shining bright, for the final night!
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(I'm not here all night)
[Chorus]
D#m
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
D#m
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
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Once the time is near, I will not be here.
D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
D#m
These are all the rules I bring,
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There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
D#m
Watch the hours on the clock,
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Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
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I am the phone guy!
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Yes, I am, the phone guy!
[3rd Verse]
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Hey there, dude! Glad you're back,
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the last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack!
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So, now you're the new guy picking up the job,
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So, just please understand: This nightmare never stops.
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So, we build it up from scratch, taking the crap,
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Taking the stuff that wouldn't work,
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'Cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk.
To add suspension, the tension in this attraction,
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Check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations.
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In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit,
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You know, the cover-up story, sounds kinda cute,
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Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine,
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Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind.
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Now, before I leave, I just remembered:
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We found a toy!
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"A freakin' robot with brains"? Oh, what a joy!
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So, I'll pass you recordings of the original voice,
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See? He'll never leave you be, so just listen,
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You don't have a CHOICE!
[Bridge]
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Take what you have learned
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And become the master
(Tick tock! Count the clock! 'Cause it's never gonna stop!)
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Then you'll be safe when I am not around
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D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
A#
Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
[Chorus]
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'Cause I'm the phone guy!
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I'm here to take the care and the fear,
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Once the time is near, I will not be here.
D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
D#m
These are all the rules I bring,
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There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
D#m
Watch the hours on the clock,
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Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C# D#m
I am the phone guy!
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'Cause I am the phone guy! (The phone guy!)
[Outro]
D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
A#
Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
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Hello, hello!