F# D
Exes
G F# D
I've got no acces to my exes
G F# D
I'm sure by now they've moved to Texas
G F# E G
or took a one way trip to Naxos
F# D
Exes
G F# D
I've lost the battle of the sexes
G F# D
Like making love inside of taxis
G E D G
They liked the sting but not the cactus
Bm A G D
I know that exes reflect my youth
Bm A G D
I know that exes are my male proof
Bm A G D
I know they're guilty of being the past
Bm A
But you've killed the cupid
G
You're over them
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Exes
G F# D
I've got no problem with my exes
G F# D
They loved me driving in my Lexus
G F# E G
E road's as good as all its exits
F# D
Exes
G F# D
so out of date like sending faxes
G F# D
I was the tree they were the axes
G F# E G
They liked the pray but not the mantis
Bm A G D
The cynical collector of birds not bees
Bm A G D
The problem detector got high on heels
Bm A G
The beauty protector with no degree
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for exes
Bm A
Which is good which is constructive
G
Which is what a woman needs
Bm A
Don't go asking for forgiveness
G
Go plead guilty all degrees
Bm A
You were raised on definitions
G
With your dears obscuring deeds
F#
Your actions
F# D
Exes
G F# D
you like 'm young but not the acne
G F# D
You like the team but not the referee
G F# E G
I wonder how it feels to ex me So go ahead and
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ex me
G F# D
Try to forget just don't annex me
G F# D
I thought I threw away the frisbee
G F# E G
I'd say we try to stick to plan F#
Bm A
Like a missile that ain't guided
G D
I was following my seed
Bm A
Like a horse that hasn't travelled
G D
I took hay for upper purple weed
Bm A
I got excommunicated
G D
Cause I couldn't play the creep
F#
for exes
F# D
Exes
G F# D
too young to check all their reflexes
G F# D
No use explaining who T-Rex is
G F# E G
They are the source of all complexes You know...
F# D
exes