Verse
B F# E B
Red eyes blue gaze, you look like hell today
B F# E B
Step out on parade, you do it so well
B F# E B
Your favourite shirt, those shoes that you bought in Perth
B F# E B
Dumb Hair smart slacks, that's rock apparel
[Chorus]
E
(Ahhhhhh)
E B E B
Music is crap aliens told me so
E B E B
Better than that, we're gonna let you know
E B E B
Just listen up, become a receiver
E B E B F#
And then space out, when you're a believer
E
That's what religion's for
E B E B
Music is crap
E B E B
[Verse 2]
B F# E B
Think of your friends, then put one on the door
B F# E B
Everythings free, but were still poor
E B E B E
Don't matter what you like, aliens hate it
E F#
Rock, pop, metal, shop, they just berate it
E
And I've found
F# E
They dig the silence, hate the sound
F# E
So pick up your telescopes, put your guitars down
F#
That's what I've found..
[Solo]
B F# E B ч4
[Chorus]
N.B. C E B
Music is crap aliens told me so
E B E B
Better than that, we're gonna let you know
E B E B
Just listen up, become a receiver
E B E F#
And then space out, when you're a believer
E
That's what religion's for
B E B E
Music is crap
B E B E
Music is crap
(repeat until end)