This is the best Crywank song ever, and it only has two chords.
D#m
I ain't no delicacy
Escargot get away from me
and I ain't no household pet
and I'm not a garden pest
D#m G#m
I'm just a snail
D#m
S-N-A-I-L
G#m
I'm just a snail
D#m
S-N-A-I-L
D#m
Don't touch my eyes I hate that shit
Don't leave out garden pellets
And in return I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you wish
D#m G#m
I'm just a snail
D#m
S-N-A-I-L
G#m
I'm just a snail
D#m
S-N-A-I-L
G#m
I'm just a snail
D#m
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a
G#m
S-N-G#-I-L (repeats) (actually N.C. in the recording, but if you want to play something, Am is good)
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