Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop.
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They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
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Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
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And pressed rat's collection of doglegs and feet.
[Verse 2]
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Sadly, they left, telling no one goodbye.
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Pressed rat wore red jodhpurs, warthog a striped tie.
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Between them, they carried a three-legged sack,
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Went straight round the corner and never came back.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop.
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The bad captain madman had told them to stop
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Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
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And pressed rat's collection of doglegs and feet.
[Verse 4]
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Bad captain madman had ordered their fate.
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He laughed and stomped off with a nautical gate.
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The gate turned into a deroga tree
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And his peg leg got woodworm and broke into three.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 5]
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Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop.
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They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
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Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
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Pressed rat's collection of doglegs and feet.
[Outro]
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