Intro
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
D#m
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Gb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
D#m
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Gb
So now we have a place that we can go.
[Verse 1]
A#m
You can do it in a closet,
D#m
But I'm not sure that's the best place
See, you can't lock the doors.
A#m
So maybe try and do it
When your girlfriend's sleeping,
Gb
Make sure she can't hear you creeping.
A#m
Instead build a shed
To facilitate the act,
D#m
But if someone sees you,
You might as well pack your
A#m
Bags and leave the country.
Gb
Run free like a squirrel in an oak tree.
A#m
Slowly your appalling technique will improve,
D#m
You'll have to move to a new spot
Where not a soul intrudes
A#m
Like a bank vault, all you'd need is the keys,
Gb
But if a bank robber caught you
He'd call the police.
A#m
And then what, back to the closet?
D#m
No, there must be some sick hole we can go
A#m
And do what we do in God's sweet peace
Gb
And on a Friday have a coffee and talk about the week.
A#m
In the meantime you'll have to settle
D#m
For disused petrol stations,
Nature reserves and grandma's basement.
A#m
Many blatant signs of nefarious areas,
Gb
If you do see a human being
Go somewhere scarier.
A#m
I tried it in a hospital one time,
D#m
But like a fool I forgot that they're open all the time.
A#m
You could travel to a dead relative's old place
Gb
And if they really are dead
They'll let you stay a couple days.
[Hook]
A#m
After you do it, don't stay put,
D#m
Go to the last place people will look for you,
A#m
And also don't forget that alibis are important too,
Gb
Somebody you trust, never somebody new.
A#m
This is the life and there is no solution
D#m
Until somebody forms us and institution
A#m
Where the me's and the you's and the everybodys
Gb
Can go do this shit without having to worry.
[Chorus]
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
D#m
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Gb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
D#m
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Gb
So now we have a place that we can go.
[Instrumental] x4
A#m D#m A#m Gb
[Verse 2]
A#m
Well you love her,
Been relationshipping for a year
D#m
And you're never gonna cheat
A#m
So have no fear my love, it's okay.
Gb
I know you had a dream that he was cheating on you,
Don't cry, but please scream.
A#m
And a Friday gives you a bronze idea,
D#m
To go and see Dave for a chat and a beer.
A#m
But oh dear, who's here but that girl you imagined
Gb A#m
When you're shaking up yourself to Jasmine and Aladdin fantasies.
You're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you
D#m
By showing you the genie, man
But you forgot the tissue.
A#m
Anyway Brixham, I mean Dave's town,
Gb
Dave, the king pimp, seems to have called you a girl down.
A#m
And you love your man Dave,
The beer was free and splendid,
D#m
But you kept it pretty distant that you're happily girlfriended.
A#m
You try and squeeze it in before the inevitable,
Gb
Puts his hand on your balls,
And dips some in some hot sauce
A#m
And then orders you a six course meal of unnecessary heart ache,
D#m
Too late you already pinched her ass
And told her that she looks great.
A#m
You look at Dave one last time
And flash at him those eyebrows,
Gb
The eyebrows that you save
For when you're in need of a way out.
A#m
Before you know it you're naked
In the proverbial deep-end.
D#m
She likes you numb nuts,
But you forgot about your girlfriend.
A#m
Probably sitting at home thinking about you right now,
Gb
Quick say you need a pee and just take five minutes out.
A#m
You need to call her, to drunk to dial,
F trial but you make it,
D#m
Ring ring, no answer,
You're screwed man , it's way too late.
A#m
it's comes down to a choice that you've already made,
Gb
Cause you're a slave to the power of the red dressed dame.
A#m
You need Dave's help, but he's done done enough,
D#m
See this was no coincidence,
Dave set this up.
A#m
You're angry and you're happy
And you don't know what to say.
Gb
Dave whispers in your ear
"You can use my place"
[Chorus]
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
D#m
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Gb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
D#m
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
A#m
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Gb
So now we have a place that we can go.
[Instrumental] x4
A#m D#m A#m Gb
[Outro] x6
A#m D#m A#m Gb
End On A#m
Thought i'd give you the Outro guitar phrase as this was pretty sparse for a good song.
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Thanks.
- 1. Chord Gitar Cosmo Jarvis - Daves House Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Cosmo Jarvis - Daves House Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan