Verse
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“Well have you ever stopped to wonder,
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How they do Christmas there Down Under,
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How do they make Christmas nice,
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When they ain’t got no snow and ice,
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And what about poor Santa’s sleigh,
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He has to come from fucking miles away,
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And what about poor Mick Dundee,
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well he ain’t got no Christmas tree,
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Well they say
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Christmas here is much more fun,
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We’ve got surfing, we got sun,
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Christmas here’s sweet as a peach,
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Opening presents on the beach,
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We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer,
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Santa wishes he lives here,
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Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
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Christmas with the Kangaroos”
[CHORUS]
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“Well have you ever stopped to wonder,
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How they do Christmas Day Down Under,
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Have you ever stopped to think,
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Do they have much punch to drink,
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Or don’t you just find it shocking,
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Have you got tim tams in your stocking,
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Do you wander where Jesus was born,
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No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne”
[CHORUS]
They all say
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Christmas here is much more fun,
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We’ve got surfing, we got sun,
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Christmas here’s sweet as a peach,
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Opening presents on the beach,
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We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer,
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Santa wishes he lives here,
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Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
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Christmas with the Kangaroos”
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Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
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It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”