Intro
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Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete
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He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet
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And every college in the country wanted Ricky blockin' on their line
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Oh when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
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They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more
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When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign
She was a real bold woman raised on a farm
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Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm
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She was meaner than heck and ran the 40 in 4. 3
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She could squat 600 bench press 5
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The hands down meanest homemaker alive
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Got a scholarship playing line backer in the SE G#
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Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
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Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too Tall"
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She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
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Going to college on a full ride
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Mrs. Tidwell's will you play in the NC- -double- -F
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She'd wash all her team mates uniforms
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Tucked everybody in the football dorms
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Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer
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You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
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Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays
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The only one tough enough to go both ways
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Got a mouth full of mud, scarred up knees
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Cussing out the coaches and the referees
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Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play football
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Her real name's Doris
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Everbody calls her "Too Tall"
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They say she's a fine young man but she's really not
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Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shot
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And on the triple option play she'd ruin your day
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She led the team in tackles and the league in sacks
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Res ponsible for killing nine running backs
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But the school's reputation was destroyed
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They accused Ricky's mama of ster oids
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Ricky Tidwell's mama's on probation
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Now the college is started their investiga tion
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They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
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Said she'd been takin' male hormones
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Mrs. Tidwell's gonna be hell
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In the N- -C# -L
Ricky Tidwell's mama
- 1. Chord Gitar Cledus T Judd - Ricky Tidwells Mama Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Cledus T Judd - Ricky Tidwells Mama Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan