Intro
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[Main Song]
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I was sitting down having me lunch today
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When a strange sight caught me eye
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E dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
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On the back of another fly
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Then I looked across at the window
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Where a louvre it was broke
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They were flying in like Siamese twins
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And I almost bloody choked
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They were joined in copulation
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On the armrest of the chair
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All increasing population fornicating everywhere
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They were shagging in the kitchen
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They were shagging in the hall
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While keeping perfect rhythm
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With the clock upon the wall
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Then one randy blue arse bastard
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With affection for the dead
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Spies a fly stuck to the paper
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Hanging just above me head
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And he posthumourously rapes her
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And gets stuck up there like a bat
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Oh if you were a fly and you had to die
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Would you like to die like that?
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Well me dad came home from working hard
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All buggered hot and dry
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Said if I don't have a coldie soon
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I'm surely gonna die
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No sooner had he poured it out
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When Lord he had a fit
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When a double deckered duo
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Down upon the froth they lit
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And as they swam, they humped and drank
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And breaststroked 'round the glass
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The electric light was gleaming
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Bright off his iridescent arse
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And slowly drunk they finally sunk
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At last when the beer was flat
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Now if I was a fly and I had to die
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I'd like to die like that
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Well the family were all sitting down
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The evening meal to dine
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E great big chook that mum had cooked
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It really looked divine
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Then those double deckered blowies
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Reappeared from everywhere
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Depravity was on the wing
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And lust was in the air
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They were scruffing in the stuffin'
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And on the potatoes
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And one was chock-a-bloc
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Perched upon the parson's nose
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It was quick but it was messy
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As down came the swatter, splat!
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Oh if you were a fly and you had to die
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Would you like to die like that?
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Oh if you were a fly and you had to die
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Would you like it quick and clean?
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Anaesthetised before your eyes
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With Pea-beau or Mortein
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But of all the ways that I could die
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I'd like to drown in beer the best
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But I'll be happy you know
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When it's time to go
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If I go on the nest
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I'll be happy you know
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When it's time to go
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If I go on the nest
- 1. Chord Gitar Chad Morgan - Double Decker Blowflies Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar F)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Chad Morgan - Double Decker Blowflies Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar F)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan