[Intro]
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Ghost, glow
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Ghost, glow
[Verse 1]
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Last night I was haunted by the ghost of Bob Saget
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He said, "You're more or less than just a faggot"
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So I put on a dress and followed him to heaven
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But first, I gave him a blowjob outside the 7-Eleven
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[Verse 2]
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The ghost of Franz Kafka came to me in a dream
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He said that things are usually what they seem
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So I put on my uniform and followed him to heaven
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But first, he pierced my ears outside the 7-Eleven
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[Verse 3]
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The ghost of my old man said "I like that beard"
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He said, "I always wanted to have long hair"
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I said, "Oh fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!"
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But he didn't even care
[Verse 4]
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The ghost who violated me, he thought he was funny
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He took us all to Disney World
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He tried to make us watch him stand in an alley
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With no one there except for the ghost
[Interlude]
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Ghost, blow
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Ghost, blow
[Verse 5]
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The ghost of some asshole summoned me to the office
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He said, "How come you didn't go to the office?"
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I said "I was afraid that they would make me feel dumb"
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They said "You're being dumb" and shot me in my head
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[Verse 6]
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Did you know that birds and other various creatures
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Have a window of time right after their creation
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Where they latch on to whatever they see as their mother
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And presumably the object of their sexual frustration
[Verse 7]
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They see another devil
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They've all been alone. They've been alone.
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They've all been alone. They've been alone.
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They've been alone. They've been alone. They're around here.
[Verse 8]
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The ghost of Bob Saget haunted me yesterday
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He said "Pack your bag, 'cause we know you're gay"
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So I threw him in a river in the USA
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Wherever I go is so fucked anyway!
[Interlude]
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Oh no oh no!
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Noo! oh no!
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Don't go! Hell no!
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Don't go! Hell nooo!
[Verse 9]
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Oooooh
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Death came in bending over like he was sick
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Promised I'd be really bad at sucking dick
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But I had a gun painted in my hand
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And Death said, "Hey, do you wanna be in my band?"
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Oooooh
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Oooooh
[Verse 10]
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Today I got a package and it was my mom
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She's called back up thrice, I knew that something was wrong
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She was missing her ring, so I took out the scoop
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And lurked for half an hour through her ashes too, da-da-da
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Heeey!
[Verse 11]
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Last night I was haunted by the ghost of myself
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I said, "You're probably going to kill yourself!"
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He said that "When you do, don't bother leaving a note
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'Cause everybody knows just where you're going!"
[Verse 12]
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The ghost that I hated which came to me last night
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Said, "In heaven, everything ain't so right"
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So I took off all my clothes and followed him to hell
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But first, he waited fifteen years outside of my jail cell
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