Intro
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I love my
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I love my
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[Chorus]
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I love my answering machine
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I love my answering machine
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It keeps the people I know away from me
[Verse 1]
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I don't watch TV
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Don't watch my weight
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I watch my answering machine
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My best friend says
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"It's me. Pick it up." I say "nope"
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My girlfriend says
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"It's me. Pick it up." I say "nope"
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"Mr. Harris from the bank calling. Please pick up."
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Yeah, right
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I love my answering machine
[Chorus]
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I love my answering machine
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I love my answering machine
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It talks to my friends for me
[Verse 2]
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Do I want to go for dinner?
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Should we meet somewhere at eight?
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Only if I can take my answering machine
[Chorus]
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I love my answering machine
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I love my answering machine
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It keeps the people I know away from me
[Verse 3]
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Sometimes I miss it
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In the middle of the afternoon
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I call it up
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To see how it's doing
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How can I tell my gal
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Who I'm whispering to?
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You know it's my answering machine
[Chorus]
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I love my answering machine
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I love my answering machine
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It keeps the people I love away from me
[Spoken Interlude]
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My answering machine says
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Hi, this is Bruce. I'm not here right now
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So please leave a message and I'll get back to you
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
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What my answering machine should say is
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Hi, this is Bruce. I am here right now. And I'm listening to you,
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But I'm not gonna pick up. So, leave a message
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And I probably won't get back to you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
[Chorus]
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I love my answering machine
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I love my answering machine
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It keeps you people away from me
[Bridge]
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I collect calls, like spinsters collect porcelain dolls
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Sometimes I'll get fearless
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And return one
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But I'll only speak
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If on the other end of the phone
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Is another answering machine
[Chorus]
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We love our answering machines
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We love our answering machines
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They keep the people we know away from me
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We love our answering machines
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We love our answering machines
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They're the very best thing that's ever been invented
- 1. Chord Gitar Bruce McCulloch - Answering Machine Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bruce McCulloch - Answering Machine Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan