Intro
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Well mama opened up a can of worms today
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Heard her on the phone trying to think of ways
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That she could break the news that Santa Claus was fake
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Mama, you crazy
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Just quit your wasting money buying toys for me
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They're already made -- just you wait and see
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And come Christmas morning they'll be under the tree, oh
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So let's be lazy
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And poor mama don't believe that there's a Santa Claus
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She gave up eating chocolate, it must be the withdrawals
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Or just another side effect of menopause
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'Cause how could someone not believe in Santa Claus?
Poor mama
F Am Dm A# x2
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Well daddy says we gotta get the roof replaced
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Where's he gonna land? Or park his sleigh?
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We should probably wait 'til after Christmas just in case
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I'll help ya if you pay me
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And poor daddy don't believe that there's a Santa Claus
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He probably got electrocuted deckin' halls
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Or all the years of smoking things against the law
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'Cause how could someone not believe in Santa Claus?
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Poor daddy
F | Am | Dm | A# x4 (here's a riff in the song)
Dm G A# F
How can little old me be the only rational one?
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To all of you who've never believed
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You can take it up with him when he comes
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But poor mom and dad don't believe in Santa Claus
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They need to be in therapy, I mean they seem pretty lost
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'Cause Santa was the greatest dude there ever was
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So how can people not believe in Santa Claus?
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Poor mama
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Poor daddy
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