B B E F#
B Went down to Mexico,
I drove my black El Camino
E I met up with an old gringo
F# He showed me round, and said to call him Joe.
B I was there about a week or so,
Wound up in the general hospital,
E Joe said don't drink the water no more,
F# How the hell was I supposed to know?
B B E F# x2
B Drove up to San Diego
Saw a sign for Mission Beach
E And so, went out deep into the ocean,
F# Saw a shark and had a stroke.
B Back in the ambulance I go,
Had a dream about a girl I used to know,
E She said "I got to warn ya
F# 'Bout Mexico and California."
C#
E She said "I got to warn ya
F# 'Bout Mexico and California."
C#
oh yeah
E She said "I got to warn ya
F# 'Bout Mexico and California."
B Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
E Black widow spiders and killer bees,
F# There ain't no shade there ain't no trees.
B hot desert heat, polluted air,
There's traffic jams beyond compare.
E That's all I got to warn ya
F# 'bout Mexico and California
B
B Woke up and said I got to go,
Doc said "Relax, just take it slow."
E I tried to argue, but don't you know,
F# Bout California and Mexico?
B Right then, the doctor hit the floor,
The building shook, it shook some more,
E I looked down at him and swore,
F# "You son of a bitch! I told you so!"
B Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
E Black widow spiders and killer bees,
F# There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
B Hot desert heat, polluted air,
There's traffic jams beyond compare.
E That's all I got to warn ya
F# 'Bout Mexico and California
B Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
E Black widow spiders and killer bees,
F# There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
B Hot desert heat, polluted air,
There's traffic jams beyond compare.
(silent) That's all I got to warn ya
'Bout Mexico and California
C# Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
F# Black widow spiders and killer bees,
G# There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
C# Hot desert heat, polluted air,
There's traffic jams beyond compare.
(silent) That's all I got to warn ya
'Bout Mexico and California