Intro
Riff x4 G# F# C# or Tab. With 2 guitars, you can have one play the riff over G# F# C#
[Verse 1]
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I was flying in a big jet airplane
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nervous as hell
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When the pilot comes on the intercom
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He said "Things aren't going to well"
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We've got an engine out, there's a fire in the galley
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But we'll make it down O.K.
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But he forgot to shut the microphone off
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And everybody heard him say: He said:
[Chorus]
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Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)) (-- singer call and response)
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Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
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If they can't see the wit
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Then I don't give a shit
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So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
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If they can't take a joke!
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[Verse 2]
G# D#
I was sitting in the sunshine
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Drinking beer and feeling good
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Thinking maybe I shouldn't concern myself
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Thenagain maybe I should
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I said "Lord above you've got so much love
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But there's too much pain and fear"
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I felt a mighty tap on my shoulder
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Then I heard a rumbling voice in my ear
(spoken add): and the Lord explained it to me, she said
[Chorus]
G# D#
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
Fm C#
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
G#
If they can't see the wit
D#
Then I don't give a shit
C#
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
G# D# C#
If they can't take a joke!
Riff x2
[SOLO]
G# D# Fm C#
G# D# Fm C#
G# D# Fm C#
Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah!
G# D# Fm C#
Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah!
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[Verse 3]
G# D#
There's a lot of helpful sayings
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In this world to see you through
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Like "so what, who cares, take a bite of this,
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drop dead, big deal and screw you"
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But all this worldly wisdom
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Too hard to recall
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So there's just one thing to remember
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And I think it covers it all
(spoken add): matter of fact, I know it does!
[Chorus]
G# D#
(if they can't take a joke)
Fm C#
(if they can't take a joke)
G#
If they can't see the wit
D#
Then I don't give a shit
C#
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
G# D# C#
If they can't take a joke!
[Outro]
Riff x2
- 1. Chord Gitar Bowser and Blue - If They Cant Take A Joke Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar B)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bowser and Blue - If They Cant Take A Joke Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar B)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan