Verse
Dm E A
Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
Dm
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out
E E/D A A/G#
but when they will I can only guess.
F#m C#m Bm A
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
F#m C#m Bm A
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
C#m D6
I can't help it if I'm lucky.
Dm E E/D A
People see me all the time and they just can't remember how to act
Dm E E/D A A/G#
Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts.
F#m C#m Bm A A/G#
Even you, yesterday you had to ask me where it was at,
F#m C#m Bm A
I couldn't believe after all these years, you didn't know me any better than that
C#m D6
Sweet lady.
[Chorus]
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
D D/E
Blowing down the backroads headin' south.
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
A D
You're an idiot, babe.
E E7 A D/A A D/A
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
[Verse]
Dm E
I ran into the fortune-teller, who said
E/D A
Beware of lightning that might strike
Dm E E/D A
I haven't known peace and quiet for so long I can't remember what it's like.
F#m C#m Bm A
There's a lone soldier on the cross, smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door,
F#m C#m
You didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done,
Bm A
In the final end he won the wars
C#m D6
After losin' every battle.
Dm E E/D A
I woke up on the roadside, daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
Dm E
Visions of your chestnut mare shoot through my head
E/D A A/G#
And are makin' me see stars.
F#m C#m Bm A
You hurt the ones that I love best and cover up the truth with lies.
F#m C#m Bm A
One day you'll be in the ditch, flies buzzin' around your eyes,
C#m D6
Blood on your saddle.
[Chorus]
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb,
D D/E
Blowing through the curtains in your room.
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
A D
You're an idiot, babe.
E6 A D/A A D/A
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
[Verse]
Dm E E/D A
It was gravity which pulled us down and destiny which broke us apart
Dm
You tamed the lion in my cage
E E/D A A/G#
But it just wasn't enough to change my heart.
F#m C#m
Now everything's a little upside down
Bm A
As a matter of fact the wheels have stopped,
F#m C#m
What's good is bad, what's bad is good
Bm A
You'll find out when you reach the top
C#m D6
You're on the bottom.
Dm E E/D A
I noticed at the ceremony, your corrupt ways had finally made you blind
Dm
I can't remember your face anymore,
E E/D A A/G#
your mouth has changed, your eyes don't look into mine.
F#m C#m
The priest wore black on the seventh day
Bm A
And sat stone-faced while the building burned.
F#m C#m
I waited for you on the running boards,
Bm A
Near the cypress trees, while the springtime turned
C#m D6
Slo-o-o-owly to autumn.
[Chorus]
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing like a circle around my skull,
D D/E
From the Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol.
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
A D
You're an idiot, babe.
E A D/A A D/A
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
[Verse]
Dm E E/D A
I can't feel you anymore, I can't even touch the books you've read
Dm E
Every time I crawl past your door, I been wishin'
E/D A A/G#
I'd been somebody else instead.
F#m C#m Bm A
Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to ecstasy,
F#m C#m Bm A
I followed you beneath the stars, haunted by your memory
C#m D6
And all your ragin' glory.
Dm E E/D A
I been double-crossed now for the very last time and now I'm finally free,
Dm
I kissed goodbye the howling beast
E E/D A A/G#
On the borderline which separated you from me.
F#m C#m Bm A
You'll never know the hurt I suffered nor the pain I rise above,
F#m C#m Bm A
And I'll never know the same about you, your holiness or your kind of love,
C#m D6
And it makes me feel so sorry.
[Chorus]
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of our coats,
D D/E
Blowing through the letters that we wrote.
A D A
Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon our shelves,
A D
We're idiots, babe.
E E7 A D/A A D/A
It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves.
[Outro] (harp)
| Dm | E E/D | A |
| Dm | E E/D | A A/G# |
| F#m C#m | Bm A |
| F#m C#m | Bm A |
2/4 4/4
| C#m | D6 |
| Dm | E E/D | A |
(fade out over last bars)